Of all the things to expect, this was not one of them. First, it's not my birthday for another seven or so months. Second, I have never cooked anything on an actual grill. Third, I don't know anyone in my apartment building. Someone is either very confused or I just got a free grill. Mostly likely both. On the plus side, it's in pretty good shape, and it appears like it hasn't been used much (as if the layers of dust didn't tell you that).
What's the weirdest thing that has ever appeared on your doorstep?