Because a little show by the name of Freddy's Nightmares still isn't on Region 1 DVD.
Okay, I lied, here's a video.
Yes, it's from the 80's. Yes, it has it's lame moments. Yes, it's kinda cheesy.
But it's Freddy fucking Krueger. I love Freddy Krueger. Robert Englund is adorable.
Petition is here. I hope you sign it, because I am sad I don't have this on DVD. I don't like scouring the internet looking for full episodes. I don't like waiting for it to come on TV. I will fucking pay for this shit.
On a semi side note, have I told you how much the song "A New Game" by Mudvayne reminds me of Freddy?
Yes? Oh. Well. Moving on.