Valentine's Day

Mike Maihack

Hope all you droogs out there are having a good time this Valentine's Day. I, for one, received an obscene amount of candy, so much you would have thought it was Halloween if not for the hearts everywhere.

In other news, this is my 500th post! I am grateful for all the readers I receive, from the one time Google searchers to those who have been following for a while now. This calls for a celebration! Any reason to party, amiright?