This Month's Pirate Booty

Thanks to House of Mysterious Secrets, I am now the proud and excited owner of this baby, which is now gracing the wall of my bedroom.

It came with the slight expense of the apartment complex office staff not recognizing me for some odd reason, even though I have lived in the same place for the past three years and visit the office at least once a month to pick of packages and whatnot. Apparently they thought I was a guy?? I've never thought my name as a masculine one.